You're only young once... but you can always be immature.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Lake Bluff lawn mower drill team sits home while Arcola squad plans to march in inaugural parade

From the Chicago Tribune,

"It can't be easy, facing up to the harsh reality that, in the intensely competitive world of precision-lawnmower-drill teams, you are second tier," [Dave] Barry wrote in response to an e-mailed question Friday. "Rest assured that, as we Lawn Rangers maneuver our mowers down Pennsylvania Avenue before a worldwide audience of millions, we will be proudly representing not just Arcola, but the entire state of Illinois, including the pathetic losers of Lake Bluff."

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1 comment:

Donny Bahama said...

Somebody needs to buy Steve Schmadeke a beer. Or 4.